Joke - "What Do I Know About Hockey"
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One evening, a calls up his bookie.
"Hey Bobby, how you doing, it's me. Listen, how did I do on the baseball today?"
The bookie replies, "On baseball, you lost a grand."
"What?" the guy says. "A thousand? Oh no, that's terrible! My God... Well, how did I do on the football then?"
Without missing a beat, the bookie answers, "On football, you lost a grand."
"Another thousand?!" the guy exclaims. "You mean I lost two thousand today? I don't understand it, this is unbelievable... Tell me how I did on the basketball?"
The bookie deadpans: "On the basketball, you lost a grand."
"Three thousand dollars? You're saying I lost three thousand dollars in bets, all today? It just can't be... what am I going to tell my wife? This is just terrible!"
"So listen," says Bobby. "You wanna put something on the hockey game tonight?"
"Hockey?" the guy replies. "What do I know about hockey?"
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