Top 10 Reasons I Love Racing
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From the Dave Letterman Show, March 2, 2005
10. "It's way more exciting than my previous job, running an unlicensed daycare."
9. "When I win, 12 guys who smell like rubber and methanol run over and hug me."
8. "Winning takes guts, determination and my lucky underpants."
7. "All the motor oil I can drink."
6. "Anything over 200 miles an hour I start making noises like a kitty! Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow."
5. "Just so my neighbors know who they're dealing with, when I mow the lawn I wear my helmet."
4. "Switch the "R" and the "C" in 'Racing' and you get 'Caring'."
3. "All the excitement of driving like a New York City cab driver without the risk of getting shot."
2. "Between the g-forces and the fumes, I get a good buzz."
1. "In racing, Jose Canseco doesn't stick your ass with a needle."
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